IMODB
My very own Internet Movie Database! Bringing you reviews of films, old and new!
August 2014
Indy Jones: Temple of Doom ( dun dun dunnnnnnnnn!☺☻)
Also not recommended for squeamish people.
Its a sort of mysoginist ( I dunno how to spell it ( that means there are dipsy ladies) ) film, though I think that in some films, like this, it's funny, so no complaints.
I have to mention the special effects and stunts because it is impressive how they do that dunking orange hell type thing.
As I repeat, time after time : Do they put kissy-kissy in adventure stories ? Do they, heck !
So when I talk about squeamish, get this: for a banquet, they kill a snake, they put it on the tray ,cut it open to find baby snakes and the guests eat them alive. When the lady asks for soup, they find her a soup alright: an EYEBALL SOUP! There are also lots of thugees: indian villains which kill people by strangling them with a special string. And, lets add that there are also:
Dead bodies, creepy creepy crawlies ( scorpions, cockroaches, take your pick) human sacrifices, spooky lights and of course blood everywhere. But you know, I'm happy I saw it cos I haven't seen Indy in action for more than 2 months.
Fav person: Shorty ( the little boy ) cos he's funny
Entire score: 19,5 out of 20 ( I take away 1/2 a point for kissy kissy with reason )
Seeeeeeee Yaaaaaa !
July 2014
Pirates of the Caribbean : At Worlds End
Not recommended for squeamish people.
Okay, so first things first: WHY THE HELL IS THERE KISSY KISSSY IN A BL**DY PIRATE STORY !
Oh yeah, I forgot, there is ALWAYS kissy kissy in adventure stories these days.Tut, tut. I'd love to say : WHY ??? to the directors.
Otherwise nice scenery, nice stunts, etc.
I note that when I saw Jack Sparrow ( Johnny Depp ) in the first film, he looked a bit different. But then, I haven't seen the second film, so ... Yeah.
As Uncle Ed, a film expert, has already told me, Johnny lost his nice jokes from the first films. And I see what he means.
So basically:
Fav character: Elizabeth Swann, cos she's a tomboy
Entire film: Great apart from kissy kissy
and I give it an 18 out of 20!
Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
June 2014
Who framed Roger Rabbit is a good family film for a saturday evening. Mystery, fun and laughter sum it up1
Now this film has Valiant and Dolores who try to kiss. Ok, they try to kiss but then Roger stops them from doing so. Good on Roger!
The stunts: good and funny
Storyline: I don't understand why Valiant happens to have a brother, and this story is nearly all about Valiant trying to find the Toon who killed his brother. ???
Otherwise acceptable.
That's it for my remarks, and (drum roll s.v.p) the scores!
Story line: 17.5/20
Special effects: 19.999999999999/20 ( I don't give 20 )
Overall mark ( trumpet toot please ): 18.5!
well, that's that.Coming up soon Moi, Moche et Méchant 2!
February 2014
Hi!! This is another Uncle Ed film: The Goonies, filmed in 1985.....
I think that there are a bit too much skellies...they freak me!
I don't see why its a 12 year old film, I'm 10 and the skellies were the only thing that sort of scared me!!!
It's a rather good story I thought, and each character had their own little particularity, Mike has asthma, Laurence is rather fat, the chinese boy has the weirdest inventions in his pocket (or rather, on his tummy!!), and Mal has a very "I'm the King of this place, Geddit!" look..
MUCH TO MUCH KISSY KISSY LOVE IN AN ADVENTURE STORY!!!They don't have to have love cos its a big hit, why don't they just ruddy make it an adventure film with NO kissy kissy!!♥♥♥
Anyway, here are the marks:
Fav character: Mike, because of his knowledge and faithfulness (just like me!)
Score for the decor: 10
Score for the music: 9,5
Score for everything: 19,5 / 20
That's it for now!!
Imo, in her Dad's study. now...
February 2014: The Simpsons.
This film was sent to me by my Uncle Ed. It's not actually a film speaking of that...It's lots and lots of episodes. Today, I watched one in which Homer Simpson, the rubbish dad, gets his son Bart a microphone and radio set. Talk in the microphone, with the radio next door, your voice will be heard on the radio!! Anyway, Bart gets this gift and starts causing mischief with it, including making people empty their biscuit store and leaving it on the doorstep for " God " (or not !), In this case Bart! But in the end, he takes one step too far - he threw the radio down a hole, and, out of view, started pretending to be Timmy O' Toole, who...Blah blah blah. So this is a review? Too much detail!!! Basically....I want to watch more episodes, but PooPoo Mummy says I've got to go to bed..School tomorrow!
SCORE OUT OF 10: 9 and a half
FAV CHARACTER: Maggie
Thats it 4 now!!!
From Imo, here, in the dining room..........
May 2012
Hi! Me Imo again. I just wanted to show you the picture of the jeans bag which I made today.
I'm sorry that I haven't put very much on my website page, 'cos I've been busy playing, doing sport and making the bag! Surprise, surprise!
Here are some jokes:
How did you score in the milk-drinking contest ?
I won by six laps.
What do you call a large angry seabird?
An albacross.
I've been doing multisport for the 1st week in the Easter holidays, as follows some of them: climbing, sailing, acrobranch, rock climbing, horse riding, rowing down the canal, swimming, mountain biking, and badminton.
I have an urge to swim in the sea but I can't 'cos there are lots of horrible and ugly poisonous black jellyfish. Yuk!
I have a new cousin Eleanor who is 6 weeks old, she is very sweet and I will meet her in England in the summer.
Bye bye for now xxx
December 2010 22m above sea level
March 2011 2200m above sea level
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April 2014
Jurassic Park. The big hit with the amazing animated dinos and gore...
First things first: I congratulate this film for having NO kissy kissy! Ok, there's a couple but thats all! Hooray!
The photography: Excellent. Looked like it was real ( though I guess it is a real place )
Monster magic: 100%.The dinos looked and acted as if they were real and tamed to eat people and other dinos.
Story line: Great...
The marks: ( drum roll please~)
Fav character: Nancy, the girl, becos she's intelligent like me!
Decor score: 10
Storyline: 10
Total marks: ( another drum roll please ) 20/20 !!!!!!!
thats it 4 now!
March 2014
Time bandits is a fantasy film filmed in 1981, 4 years before the Goonies. Kevin goes to bed one night, and a knight on his horse comes galloping out from his wardrobe. The next morning, the boy finds 6 small men are trying to creep past him, but, as you might of guessed, they failed. The Supreme Being (or God) comes and chases them. The elf-like creatures and the terrified boy push one of his bedroom walls back and escape through an enormous Time Hole and escape the God (Ralph Richardson). They end up in a farm, where they start their adventure. After meeting Robin Hood (John Cleese) and the Poor, they escape other villains and adventure in the battle of Castelloni with Napoleon, in Ancient Greece with a knight/future king (Sean Connery), onboard the Titanic and in the Dark and Shadowy Castle where the Devil reigns...
The storyline is a bit muddled up, you know: a Devil and a Supreme Being just come out like magic! (though it is magic, but it's still out of the blue)
At the end, Kevin comes back into the real world and finds that his house is on fire. The firemen come and find out that a "big lump of meat" was burning in a microwave. This "big lump of meat" happened to be a part of the Devil, which the Time Bandits didn't clear up. The parents touch the part of Devil and Abracadabra, goodbye parents!
The results are:
Fav character: Not really any of them!
Score for the decor:10
Total score:15/20
Byyyyyyyyyyyye!
March 2014
This was a film I saw on the telly. It's about a boy called Boule and a dog called Bill ( should of been the other way round )... The film was made in 2012, but set in 1976. It's a French film about how the famous Boule et Bill comic became known in France by every kid from 6 to 13 years old, and their big brothers or sisters are stuck with it. In the film, the boy is 8 years old. Mum would've been the same age as him! (born in 1968, so 1976-1968= 8! So there !) The dog has a furry gingery coat. Boule, the boy also has gingery hair (not all over, of course)!
Now, what I've noticed and thought of it :
The dad in the film has glasses... The same dad in the comic Boule et Bill has no glasses...
About what I said in the Goonies review, too much kissy kissy. PET love is different. In this case, the boyfriend is Bill and the girlfriend is Caroline, a tortoise, so you have a slow motion of 50 seconds with the dog shaking his long ears and drooling, and more stuff like that...
The story line is a bit old for Mooshi but a bit too young for me...
The dad is made too selfish and the mother too tolerent. Boule is too mischieveous and Bill is talking too much. The director must love exaggerating !☺
The marks:
Fav character: Bill, cos he's cute
Decor score:9,9999 ( there were too many shots of the flat )
Total score: 18/20
That's it 4 now ( coming soon Hocus Pocus or time Bandits )
My name is Imo, and this is a photo of me snorkelling. Cool eh?
This my own web page. And if you click here you'll see my drawings as well.
Mai. 2011 I have just come back from classe verte. Read all about it here.
February 2011:
Today, we went to "Disney sur Glace" in Montpellier. They were really good ice-skaters all dressed up in Disney costumes. Mulan and Belle fell down! But it's really cool!
January 2011:
My favourite books & authors
1. Secret Seven (Enid Blyton)
2. Any book by Roald Dahl
3. Agent Amelia
4. Eva Ibbotson stories
5. Stuff by Jilly Cooper. (ha ha ha only joking)
...and lots more I'll tell you about later!
I found this joke yesterday evening.
Q:Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Answer: click here
And here's another one:
Q: What is the first thing a monster eats after he has had his tooth taken out?
Answer: click here!
And this one is from my friend Lisa who lives in Cambridge:
What do frenchmen eat for breakfast?
Answer: click here!